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isnt:

i wanna play drums w ur butt

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

People with penises get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”


"ITS TIME"

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

People with penises get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"ITS TIME"

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ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)

capeofwonders:

seasonalweasel:

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

oh my god

I JUST SQUEALED

(Source: fagprince)

pastygod:

allmessedup-overskq:

teenbitch:

sassydad:

1tired:

nigga-are-you-even-kawaii:

hotanimebabe:

cocacolatitties:

whorville:

gnumblr:

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«Wow, what a butthole.»

-Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation  (via gnarly)

(Source: tehjeff)

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby)

Bill Murray in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004, dir. Wes Anderson)

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