I’m part of the pigeon club at RISD and we have a pair of Fantail Pigeons. Because their tails and general body shape make it difficult for them to fly more than a few feet, they don’t get eaten by the falcons which hunt in the air. They exist because they can’t function right. Incredible.
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.